Now hold on just a minute, both of you. You gotta understand, as long as it's just a joke, that's exactly what it is, isn't it? As long as no one's getting hurt, what the hell does it matter? And why should anyone take offense to a joke anyway? If it's funny and no one's hurt, why not laugh?

I happen to be a brunette that was at one point blonde, and even back when I was blonde, I told more blonde jokes (Or better ones, I should say) than most of my other friends. I also absolutely love racist jokes, especially white jokes, because those are usually the funniest. I don't laugh at stupid shit that isn't funny, I laugh if it's actually creative.

He has a point, though, Gold, on the subject of your suggestions.

I totally agree, Gold. Too few people actually punish their kids nowadays.

Now, Bandit, you gotta think. How many times do you think Billy Ray has talked to her about that? If he even gives a shit, probably a lot. So what happens when a kid doesn't listen, then what do you do? Do you ground them? Oh, so they don't have their toys for a few days, so fucking what? They know they'll get them back.

But one thing that just about every kid I know is afraid of is pain. Don't go to the extreme and lash them with a whip or something, but a few smacks with a good leather belt on the rump usually does the trick. If not, THEN you go further. You just have to make the point that you're the boss, and what you say goes. But I only suggest that if they don't listen.

And you do have a point. She's like, what, nineteen? There's not much Billy Ray can do without infringing some rights somewhere.