Hi! I'm B. Roberts. You can call me B. or Corn. Why Corn? Because I'm most commonly known as flammingcorn and can be found on various websites throughout the internet by that same name. :D

Despite the fact I'm on here, I wouldn't really call me a "furry". XD Mainly because the anthros I draw don't have fur. Mainly because my anthros aren't animals. XD

My main one I draw is an anthropomorphic onion (wild onion, to be specific) named McCrea. He's a priest of the religion known as "Pyramidism" basically meaning he worships the food pyramid. I REALLY can't describe him in this one little box, you'd have to message me or something. XD

My other food anthros include another onion (yellow onion this time) named Nehemiah, a cherry tomato name Sara, a chocolate covered pineapple named Screw, and his average pineapple cousin named Peace.

Then there's my electronic anthros. My main one of those is actually a hybrid, being a mix between a mini TV and a desk lamp. He's another I REALLY can't describe here. XD Um, but his name is Roger.

He's in love with a computer named Penelope, and is friends with a three-armed floor lamp named Willard. His rivals include a guitar named Johnny, a bass guitar named Bud, and a rave strobe light who I've yet to name...she's new. XD

Admittedly, I do have a few animal anthros, one being my dorky aardvark fursona known as Corn. She doesn't show up much though, and isn't too fun anyway, so it doesn't really matter.

My only others would be my nerdy narwhal, Josh, and his geeky pink river dolphin friend, Creech. Of course, they too are a rare occurrence, so don't get used to them.

I draw more humans than anthros to be truthful, BUT they would be silly to talk about here, SO if you wanna see them, I suggest going to my DA account, flammingcorn.deviantart.com or my website flammingcorn.net. :D

OTHERWISE...

In a nut shell:

- I draw stuff. Mainly skinny punk dudes, anthropomorphic food, and other stuff you wouldn't normally think of. XD
- I collect comic books, usually of the obscure variety.
- I'm a total nerd. Comic books, technology, video games, action figures, useless trivia knowledge...yeah. :D
- I have OCD, ADD, or possibly BOTH. I don't use this as an excuse or a handicap though.
- I tend to look albino...I'm not. XD I'm just THAT pale...
- I have a morbid sense of humour. Accept this and laugh when I joke about death or freak accidents. XD
- I'm the exact opposite of a vegetarian. I eat only meat and no vegetables. XD I do eat fruit though. :3
- Things that make me smile include chocolate milk and orange cats! 8D
- Despite how "hardcore" I tend to seem (to some people, anyway XD) I'm actually one of the happiest, nicest, sunshiney people you'll ever meet. XD
- I'm childish. -_-
- I'm a total prude, I will not get your sex jokes. XD

Um...I think that about covers it. :D